Running On 2% Battery And Pure Spite Funny T-Shirt for Men
Running On 2% Battery And Pure Spite Funny T-Shirt for Men
Running On 2% Battery And Pure Spite. For the man whose energy ran out at breakfast but who still gets everything done.
Some days you are fully charged. Most days you are running on coffee, sarcasm and sheer stubbornness. This funny t-shirt says it for him, so he does not have to.
Choose your design
- Retro Stack: bold vintage lettering in orange, mustard, cream and sky blue with a low battery icon.
- Warning Label: a big empty battery and a red warning label punchline. Clean and high contrast.
- Cartoon Battery: a grumpy little battery with a takeaway coffee and a frayed charger.
- Grunge Brush: hand painted lettering, lightning sparks and an angry cracked battery.
Who it is for
The tired dad, the overworked husband, the brother whose phone is always dead, or the colleague who needs a Secret Santa laugh. A sarcastic birthday present, a Christmas stocking filler or a Father's Day joke he will actually wear.
Product details
- Soft cotton feel fabric, 150 GSM single jersey
- Classic unisex crew neck with narrow rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders, double needle sleeves and hem
- Colour: black. Sizes: unisex adult S to XXL
Size guide (inches)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
FAQ
Does it fit true to size? Yes, it is a classic unisex regular fit. Compare the chart with a t-shirt he already owns.
How do I keep the print looking new? Wash inside out on a cool cycle and do not iron directly on the design.
Can I order a few for a work do or a group? Yes, message us for multiple shirts.